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Vampire Valentine, Sucking the Life Out of Me! #1
~ A paranormal comedy short story ~
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“I feel so much better now.”
I relaxed into my seat at the lunch table. I didn’t even care that Reese Good, our gorgeous starting quarterback, was still glaring at me as he rubbed the side of his neck. Hadn’t he smiled at me in English class today? I didn’t think he would mind.
“Rhapsody, I know you’re a vampire, but you’ve got to get your feeding habits under control,” Hardy complained for the hundredth time.
“I have a blood sugar problem. If I don’t eat every two to three hours I might pass out. I don’t see what the big deal is,” I argued.
“Isn’t it obvious?” Hardy was rolling his eyes now.
I still didn’t understand his frustration. If God hadn’t intended for vampires to feed on humans he wouldn’t have thrown us together in this world.
“Look, I’m constantly surrounded by food. It would be very irresponsible for me to neglect my health.”
“Your diet varies slightly from the average person,” Samantha chimed in to support Hardy.
”I don’t see what the problem is. If the mortals get hungry, they just grab a Snickers or something. If I get hungry, I open the closest human vein.”
Hardy and Samantha shot me disgusted looks. My diet was an instinct they struggled to come to terms with.
“What? It’s not like it hurts them. My venom makes the bite entirely painless, I never take more than they can spare and I’m a very tidy eater. I never make a mess!” I defended myself.
“They’re human, Rhapsody. It’s not normal to go around biting people and drinking their blood,” Samantha scolded.
“Everyone hates vampires. It isn’t fair,” I pouted. “Aside from my dietary challenges, crooked fangs and morbidly pale complexion, I’m just like anyone else.”
I relaxed into my seat at the lunch table. I didn’t even care that Reese Good, our gorgeous starting quarterback, was still glaring at me as he rubbed the side of his neck. Hadn’t he smiled at me in English class today? I didn’t think he would mind.
“Rhapsody, I know you’re a vampire, but you’ve got to get your feeding habits under control,” Hardy complained for the hundredth time.
“I have a blood sugar problem. If I don’t eat every two to three hours I might pass out. I don’t see what the big deal is,” I argued.
“Isn’t it obvious?” Hardy was rolling his eyes now.
I still didn’t understand his frustration. If God hadn’t intended for vampires to feed on humans he wouldn’t have thrown us together in this world.
“Look, I’m constantly surrounded by food. It would be very irresponsible for me to neglect my health.”
“Your diet varies slightly from the average person,” Samantha chimed in to support Hardy.
”I don’t see what the problem is. If the mortals get hungry, they just grab a Snickers or something. If I get hungry, I open the closest human vein.”
Hardy and Samantha shot me disgusted looks. My diet was an instinct they struggled to come to terms with.
“What? It’s not like it hurts them. My venom makes the bite entirely painless, I never take more than they can spare and I’m a very tidy eater. I never make a mess!” I defended myself.
“They’re human, Rhapsody. It’s not normal to go around biting people and drinking their blood,” Samantha scolded.
“Everyone hates vampires. It isn’t fair,” I pouted. “Aside from my dietary challenges, crooked fangs and morbidly pale complexion, I’m just like anyone else.”
Love this!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Now I really need to read this!
ReplyDelete~ Erin
Thank you! ;)
ReplyDeleteSuper cute scene!
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